Thursday, March 18, 2004

Online Love Test

Did the "ok cupid" test recommended by boing boing..... RESULTS


The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)


Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


Your exact opposite:
The Intern- Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you
Link: http://www.okcupid.com

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Smoking Cell Phone

I couldn't sleep last night and kept thinking of Valmont. But as a dream and angry dream. Angry that I remember and too afraid to forget. I find myself still dedicated to him even if it only through his ideals and intelligence.

But I still remember.

Anyways during this time of rememberence I began to think of items that make technologies our indulgence...

For example a cellphone with the ability to act like a cigarette. It would have a cooling wire on the inside so every time we breathed through it, it would use a peltier junction or cooling coil to make it look like you were smoking... Ha ha. this is great.